The average line at Chipotle

LAS VEGAS - MAY 23: EXCLUSIVE. Musician Keech Rainwater poses with the Chipotle display at Distinctive Assets during the Academy of Country Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 23, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Katy Winn/Getty Images for Distinctive Assets)

Taylor Swift's speech before Kanye West took the microphone

<> the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall on September 13, 2009 in New York City.

Metro Station's music career

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 06: (L-R) Blake Healy, Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso and Anthony Improgo of 'Metro Station' attend the Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball - Day 2 at 02 Arena on December 6, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

The amount of time a Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher lasts at Hogwarts

ORLANDO, FL - JUNE 17: In this handout image provided by Universal Orlando Resort, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter kicked off its grand opening celebration with help from "Harry Potter" film stars Tom Felton, Michael Gambon, Bonnie Wright, Oliver Phelps, Daniel Radcliffe, Matthew Lewis, Warwick Davis, Rupert Grint and James Phelps on June 16, 2010 in Orlando, Florida. Hundreds of people gathered in front of Hogwarts castle for a spectacular display of fireworks choreographed to a special performance of music from the "Harry Potter" films conducted live by renowned composer John Williams. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter will officially open to the public at Universal Orlando Resort on June 18, 2010. (Photo by Universal Orlando Resort via Getty Images)

Michael Jordan's baseball career

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The length of Drake's eyebrows

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 16: Drake holding Hal David Starlight award during the Songwriters Hall of Fame 42nd Annual Induction and Awards at The New York Marriott Marquis Hotel - Shubert Alley on June 16, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/Getty Images for Songwriters Hall of Fame)

Chris Brown's part in Stomp The Yard

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 15: Singer Chris Brown performs on NBC's "Today" at Rockefeller Plaza on July 15, 2011 in New York, United States. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

The line of trick-or-treaters outside Casey Anthony's house

ORLANDO, FL - JULY 17: (EDITORS NOTE: Retransmission with alternate crop.) Casey Anthony leaves from the Booking and Release Center at the Orange County Jail after she was acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee Anthony on July 17, 2011 in Orlando, Florida. It was unknown where Casey Anthony was going after the release. (Photo by Red Huber-Pool/Getty Images)

The time it takes for girls to put on skinny jeans.

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 11: JoJo arrives for the G-Star 'Womans Night' hosted by Rosario Dawson at Kitson studio on August 11, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

The time it takes to read these

HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 17: Reality TV star Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets forward basketball player Kris Humphries arrive on the red carpet of the Kardashian Kollection Launch Party on August 17, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

The NBA Lockout

US basketball player Lebron James plays basketball with Chinese fans during the Lebron James Shanghai Tour 2011, in Shanghai on the August 18, 2011. With the 2011 NBA season in serious peril because of a bitter lockout, the self proclaimed 'King James' took advantage of the time off to travel around China and meet with the locals. CHINA OUT AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)

Minute rice.

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 28: TV Personality Kim Kardashian arrives at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE on August 28, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

The credits at the end of the Kim & Kris wedding special

NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 31: General view of atmosphere at A Night of Style & Glamour to welcome newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at Capitale on August 31, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

The line at KFC on Tuesdays

Motorcyclists ride past a KFC restaurant in downtown Hanoi on September 8, 2011. Alexander Feldman, president of the US-ASEAN Business Council is leading a US business mission comprising of almost 40 leading US groups and companies on a three-day visit for talks with Vietnamese officials and businesses. AFP PHOTO/HOANG DINH Nam (Photo credit should read HOANG DINH NAM/AFP/Getty Images)

The name 'Kardashian'

Kim Kardashian attends the Serena Williams of the United States (28) against Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova from Russia (17) Women's Quarterfinal 2011 US Open match at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in New York September 8, 2011. AFP PHOTO / TIMOTHY A. CLARY (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

Justin Bieber's chest hair

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Justin Bieber attends the Dolce & Gabbana celebration during Fashion's Night Out at Dolce & Gabbana Boutique on September 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for Dolce & Gabbana)

Kenny's life on South Park

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Kim Kardashian attends the Evening Sherri Hill Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Trump Tower Grand Corridor on September 14, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Paul Zimmerman/Getty Images)

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

CERRITOS, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: (L-R) TV personalities Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian attend an in-store appearance for the Kardashian Kollection at Sears on September 18, 2011 in Cerritos, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

CERRITOS, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: TV personality Kim Kardashian attends an in-store appearance for the Kardashian Kollection at Sears on September 18, 2011 in Cerritos, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

The pause after Dora the Explorer asks the audience a question.

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 23: Nickelodeon's The Fresh Beat Band and Dora the Explorer pose with Principal Peter Young at Brent Elementary School on September 23, 2011 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Paul Morigi/Getty Images for Nickelodeon)

The amount of time it took T.I. to be thrown back in jail

ATLANTA, GA - OCTOBER 01: T.I. performs at the BET Hip Hop Awards 2011 at Boisfeuillet Jones Atlanta Civic Center on October 1, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Chris McKay/Getty Images)

The 2011 East Coast Earthquake

Villagers walk by cracks on a portion of National Highway 55 (NH-55) that was destroyed after it collapsed at Tindharia hills on September 28, 2011. Several cracks were and extensive damage was found on the NH-55 which connects the hill town Darjeeling from Siliguri after the 6.9-magnitude earthquake struck on September 18. Military helicopters are being used to reach remote villages in northeast India that were cut off by the strong earthquake which killed at least 110 people across four countries. AFP PHOTO/ Diptendu DUTTA (Photo credit should read DIPTENDU DUTTA/AFP/Getty Images)

Kim Kardashian's singing career

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 18: Kim Kardashian attends the 2011 Game Changers Awards at Skylight SOHO on October 18, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)

Scott Disick's drinking binges

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 18: Television personality Scott Disick attends SiriusXM's "One Night Only" at Studio 54 on October 18, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan staying sober

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 19: Lindsay Lohan attends her probation progress report hearing the Airport Courthouse on October 19, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. Judge Stephanie Sautner suspended Lohan's probation and bail has been set at USD 100,000 after Lohan was terminated by the Downtown Women's Center for repeatedly failing to appear for community service. If Lohan posts bail she has been ordered to community service for 16 hours per week at the L.A. County coroner's office until her next court date on November 2. Lohan has been sentenced to a total of 480 hours of community service stemming from a 2007 drunk-driving conviction and a jewelry theft conviction earlier this year. (Photo by Mark Boster-Pool/Getty Images)

The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat.

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 22: Singer Rebecca Black arrives at Variety's 5th annual Power Of Youth event presented by The Hub at Paramount Studios on October 22, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

The actual 'fairy tale' wedding

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 28: Television personality Kim Kardashian attends Vikram Chatwal's 40th Birthday celebration at Romera at the Dream Downtown on October 28, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

People talking about Kim's marriage

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 30: Amy Roebuck as Kim Kardashian tapes NBC's "Weekend Today" 2011 Halloween Celebration at Rockefeller Plaza on October 30, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

The Carolina Panthers winning streak

CHARLOTTE, NC - OCTOBER 30: Wide receiver Steve Smith #89 of the Carolina Panthers tumbles into the end zone with a 22 yard pass reception against the Minnesota Vikings October 30, 2011 at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina. The Vikings won 24 - 21. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

The battery on an iPhone

TO GO WITH AFP STORY SKorea-IT-telecom-smartphone, FOCUS by Jung Ha-Won
In this picture taken on November 1, 2011 a woman uses her smartphone on a street in Seoul. Technology-obsessed South Koreans fell in love with the smartphone relatively late, but are making up for lost time at astonishing speed. AFP PHOTO / KIM JAE-HWAN (Photo credit should read KIM JAE-HWAN/AFP/Getty Images)

The Twitter trending topic #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 02: Kim Kardashian arrives at the Kardashian Kollection Handbag launch at Hugo's on November 2, 2011 in Sydney, Australia. The Kardashian sisters will make an in-store appearance at David Jones tomorrow. (Photo by Lisa Maree Williams/Getty Images)