QCB's Blog
“Yes 911, Who Do Yall Have Over There That Can Help The Charlotte Bobcats…Yes, I’ll Hold”
Picture Big Pat…Now picture Big Pat in a one piece spandex suit, the Charlotte Bobcats are in worst shape than that. The Charlotte Bobcats is the white patient that’s laid out on the operating table in the […]
One Word For The New College Basketball Uniforms…Ewwwwww!
During March Madness Cincinnati, Kansas, Notre Dame, Baylor, UCLA and Louisville will wear new uniforms that are so ugly they make Flavor Flav look like Denzel Washington. Please, I beg you to go to google these uniforms […]
Martin Luther King Jr. Is From Atlanta, Ga but Cruton Jenkins Is From Puberty, Ark
If you haven’t been to Puberty, Arkansas I strongly suggest you go see the birth place of one of the many CIAA Legends, who achievements on the basketball court got overlooked because they played in the CIAA. Hemroids, […]
Hey NASCAR Necks! Start Your Neck Engines!
This Sunday, February 24th at 1pm everybody who made Jerry Springer a millionaire will tune in to something else they made famous…Racing. The Daytona Neck 500 is Sunday and these NASCAR Necks are going […]
Dunk Contest Needs To Be Dunked For Good
I can’t believe how bad the NBA ALL-Star Weekend Dunk Contest has gotten. It’s Quadruple Garbage! It’s the worst thing on TV since Fox News Edge. I remember when the Dunk Contest was the […]
Rubbing Shoulders With The Stars
One of our assistants, Lewis Woodard, provides a great recap of our Monday show from Catawba College in Salisbury… The Drive team broadcasted live from Salisbury, taking part in the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association […]
QCB Unleashed: Fighting Cancer With Comedy Show
QCB talks about his own “Fighting Cancer With Comedy” Show at The Comedy Zone on Tuesday, December 6th! Hope to see y’all there! BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE TO THE SHOW!!! Details On “Fighting Cancer With […]
“Hey QCB, Did You Hear That Regis Philbin Is Leaving Live”…Yeah, But Did You Hear That I Don’t Give Uh Damn!
(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) I mean really, who gives uh damn!
This Penn St. Story Is Bigger Than Joe Pa’s Nose
Joe Pa, get your lying, covering up ass out of college football.
No Matter How Much You Try To Sell It To Me, Clemson’s Quadruple Garbage!
8-0 or not, the Clemson Tigers are Quadruple Garbage
