QCB's Blog
Hey Tony Di-JackAss-Mo!, My Name Is Marcus Paige You Gray Haired Bastard
It’s a damn shame when the producer of a syndicated sports talk show that’s based in Charlotte, doesn’t even know who the starting point guard is for the North Carolina Tarheels. Let me say […]
I Didn’t Know That The QCB Played For Golden State, Oh My Bad…That’s Stephen Curry
Question: What’s the difference between the QCB and NBA player Stephen Curry? Answer: Not a damn thing. They both are the best at what they do, they both are extremely talented, they both excite people when they […]
Forecast For The 2013 Carolina Panthers Season…Raining L’s, A lot Of’em
Hey Carolina Panther fans, tonight when the new NFL Schedule is released your faces are gonna be longer than John Kerry’s, longer than Droopy the Dogs, longer than Bob Newhart (he’s an old white man…google him). […]
NASCAR Hall Of Fame, It’s Wendell Scott On Line 1…PICK UP!!!
The fact that Wendell Scott isn’t in the NASCAR Neck Hall Of Fame is a travesty. Those responsible on the NASCAR Neck ballot should be ashamed of them Neck selves for allowing such an injustice […]
Atlanta Plus The QCB Equals…Niiiiiice
“Finally, the QCB comes back to AT-Lan-Ta!” Okay, I stole that from the Rock but it’s true, the QCB will be making the trip back to the A. Yes I am a black man who lives […]
Two NASCAR Necks Are Fighting…Gee, I Wonder If Somebody Broke A Nail
Well whatta know, over the weekend it was another NASCAR neck race and another NASCAR neck altercation. The two Neck drivers were…ah hell it’s not important. All they do is scratch, scream and grab tightly […]
QCB’s March Madness Knowledge Will Guide You To The Victory Lane Of Your Office Pool
Hi, my name is QCB and I’m a genius. I know March Madness like Digger Phelps knows how to dance off beat with a bunch of college cheerleaders. I breaks downs brackets, I massage brackets, when it comes to March Madness brackets…I do this!
Carolina Panthers Free Agency…Sad Man, Sad
Who in the hell would come and play for the Carolina Panthers? What NFL free agent in their right mind, their sane mind, would have a conversation with there agent and say,”How bout the […]
“Yes 911, Who Do Yall Have Over There That Can Help The Charlotte Bobcats…Yes, I’ll Hold”
Picture Big Pat…Now picture Big Pat in a one piece spandex suit, the Charlotte Bobcats are in worst shape than that. The Charlotte Bobcats is the white patient that’s laid out on the operating table in the […]
One Word For The New College Basketball Uniforms…Ewwwwww!
During March Madness Cincinnati, Kansas, Notre Dame, Baylor, UCLA and Louisville will wear new uniforms that are so ugly they make Flavor Flav look like Denzel Washington. Please, I beg you to go to google these uniforms […]
