With T-Bone gone I’ve been helping Colin out answering phones and helping him hold down the fort behind the glass, and while I’ve been chatting it up with listeners I’ve had some of them ask me some random questions about women, trying to crack our rather complicated code. And I answered them all candidly…
Is it true that jerseys are a turn-off for women? ~Alan from Lake Norman
It depends. There is a time and place for them, like a pool or game.
I think a woman’s uniformed-man-fantasy element comes into play with it. A jersey without the padding and spandex is like you wanting us to put on a sexy maid costume and we put on a hotel housekeeping uniform. Seeing a hard working man in a collared shirt is a more realistic fantasy, if you know what I mean…
In other words, I’d reserve the jersey for the weekend.
Why do women have 9 bottles of conditioner in the shower and only one bottle of shampoo? ~Greg from Charlotte
Because we’re girls…I guess. I am guilty of that too; my shower is crowded with six different kinds of conditioner, and only 1 shampoo bottle. This goes back to where I stated the best present a guy can get a girl early on in their relationship, is a bottle of conditioner…because we can’t shower without that magical creamy gold. There’s a different bottle of conditioner for every hair need – one for detangling, one for moisturizing, one for natural curls, one to protect color treated hair…just make space for your body wash and feel lucky you don’t have to deal with a full head of hair.
Why do you get so mad about us leaving the toilet seat up? ~Mark from Gastonia
This one I do not understand…you don’t yell at us for leaving it down! And saying this might piss my gender off, but it’s not that difficult to just glance down before sitting down, nor does it require much effort to barely lift a finger and put the toilet seat down ourselves. Equal rights, right? ha
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