Reporting Tremaine “QCB” Sloan
QCB may be the best Blogger that anyone’s every seen. If QCB was a full-time Blogger or columnist he would write Rick Bonnell under the damn table. Rick Bonnell could learn something from QCB about writing columns.
In fact, I could be Rick Bonnell’s Obi One Kenobi…except my full length rob will have FUBU on the back of it and I’ll be wearing Timberlands and I’ll have on baggy jeans and I’ll have on so many gold chains I’ll look like my cousin Bootsie’s 1987 mug shot when he got arrested in New York for Break Dancing in Central Park. Rick Bonnell, you better be glad the QCB loves his job and will not come after yours. I’d move into your cubicle, your parking space, I’ll occupy the same refrigerator space at the Charlotte Observer break room that was once occupied by Stan Olson…excuse me that’s Stan Hooters! Hooters! Hooters! Hooters! Hooters! Hooters! Olson.
Seriously, QCB is a much better Blogger and columnist than Rick Bonnell…this has been true for years. Look at all my writing accolades and look at Rick Bonnell’s…Rick Bonnell’s nick name is Rogaine…QCB’s nick name is Pulitzer Prize Award Winner…
QCB, I’m out son…Nice