Hey Tony Di-JackAss-Mo!, My Name Is Marcus Paige You Gray Haired Bastard
It’s a damn shame when the producer of a syndicated sports talk show that’s based in Charlotte, doesn’t even know who the starting point guard is for the North Carolina Tarheels. Let me say that again, the North and I emphasize “North” Carolina Tarheels.
People in third world countries who’s right now, swatting fly’s off their mush meals are having a conversation about chasing Lions after their mush meal and Marcus Paige’s chances to be All-Acc next season.
Why doesn’t our producer Tony Di-JackAss-Mo know the name of the Tarheels PG? I’ll tell you why…Gray Hair! Tons and tons of Gray Hair. I mean Tons and tons of Gray Hair. Tony Di-JackAss-Mo should be embarrassed, he should be ridiculed mercilessly, he should be stoned…not stoned like Jay Weezie be 7 days a week but stoned like they did back when swords ruled the world.
I’m actually embarrassed that I know Tony Di-JackAss-Mo…He dosn’t know who’s the Tarheels starting PG but on LL Cool J’s song “Doin It”…he can quote all the female rap verses…for example…”I’m gonna call you big daddy and scream your name, matter of fact, I can’t wait until your candy rain”…Sad man sad.
QCB, I’m out son…Nice