Is it just me, or does everything in golf sound dirty?…ball, shaft, hole, threesome…Tiger Woods. Well, all I know is the legendary annual WFNZ Golf Classic at Old Sycamore Golf Plantation is good clean fun, sorta.
I may not know how to use a Driver on the course, but I do know how to drive a golf cart — so while the boys played their rounds of golf, I made my rounds so I could provide you with this comical flash from WFNZ’s greatest tradition, and biggest calamity of shenanigans.
Best Off-Air Moment: Naturally, it would involve Jim Celania…
Me (passing Jim in the golf cart as he was snuggled up next to a hottie): Hey Jim!
Hottie: Who’s Jim?
Me: The guy you’re sitting next too.
Hottie: Ohhh, what’s your name, Jim?
..if that’s any indication of how much fun everyone was having, especially Jim.
Best Golf Swing … Mine! Tiger Woods meets Babe Ruth, hardly…
You see, I play softball — not golf. So I slugged the only way I knew how … and the only way I could actually hit the ball without messing up the landscape.
…I hit that ball too, by the way! Frank Garcia as my witness.
Best Hole: #10 with the FireWater girls. While the golfers took their shot, these girls were making a different kind of shot for them to take … and they were making them strong, too! I know where I’m going out to next, where the best bartenders are — FireWater Restaurant & Lounge!
Here are some other pics from the notorious WFNZ Golf Classic that tees off golf week in Charlotte every year… HERE <—click there
AND YOUUUU’VE JUST BEEN FLASHED!