Forecast For The 2013 Carolina Panthers Season…Raining L’s, A lot Of’em
Hey Carolina Panther fans, tonight when the new NFL Schedule is released your faces are gonna be longer than John Kerry’s, longer than Droopy the Dogs, longer than Bob Newhart (he’s an old white man…google him).
I’m laughing at you Panther fans because your blind to the fact that your team isn’t gonna win over 6 games this year. I’m laughing at you Panther fans like girls laugh at Jay Weezie, after they find out he’s Jay Weezie and they say, “let me see that Neck Hair they always talking about”.
I couldn’t even imagine what it would feel like to know that my team is going into the new season and will not, I repeat like a brother pastor…Will Not win no more than 6 games. Sad man sad. Well, as for my team, QCB’s team…We’re called the Dallas Cowboys, you might of heard of us…we’re the team that came to Charlotte and kicked a knot in ya Country Buck Asses!!! Damn I’m brilliant.
QCB, I’m out son…Niiiiiiice