Picture Big Pat…Now picture Big Pat in a one piece spandex suit, the Charlotte Bobcats are in worst shape than that.  The Charlotte Bobcats is the white patient that’s laid out on the operating table in the Milton Bradley game Operation.  And what you hear is not the Gerald Henderson missing shots, it’s the buzz Michael Jordan keeps getting from hitting the sides of the Charlotte Bobcats Operation game.

Picture WBTV’s Steve Crump…Now picture Steve Crump in a one piece spandex suit, the Charlotte Bobcats are in worst shape than that.  I would love to see the Bobcats be good, compete night in and night out but all they do is get the absolute hell beat out of’em.  Sad man, sad.

The Charlotte Bobcats are in worst shape than that car Danica Patrick crashed last week in Phoenix…GOD Speed Charlotte Bobcats.

QCB, I’m nice son.