During March Madness Cincinnati, Kansas, Notre Dame, Baylor, UCLA and Louisville will wear new uniforms that are so ugly they make Flavor Flav look like Denzel Washington.

Please, I beg you to go to google these uniforms and if you keep your food down I’d be shocked! They look like Pajamas. These new uniforms are so ugly people in third world countries wouldn’t wear’em.

Me, the QCB…I’d rather play basketball butt naked, I’d rather attend Wake Forest, I’d rather watch Fox News Edge, I’d rather read Art Chansky’s book…hold up, nothing is that bad that would make me read that poor excuse for eye torture. I’m out.

QCB, I’m nice son.