This Sunday, February 24th at 1pm everybody who made Jerry Springer a millionaire will tune in to something else they made famous…Racing. The Daytona Neck 500 is Sunday and these NASCAR Necks are going bonkers.
       Oh, I bet this Sunday at 1pm any Waffle House in the country will be about as empty as Julius Peppers head. A lot of Neck questions will be answered: Will Dale Jr. win, How good will Danica Patrick compete, will ESPN’s Marty Smith hair gel hold up.
       It’s questions like these that make the NASCAR Neck world go round. Oh, who I’m rooting for you ask? That’s easy…Paul Menard #27, you’ve might of heard of’em.  

     Damn I’m brilliant. So don’t forget, the people who made Hee Haw a hit TV show, well their sport is beginning this Sunday at 1pm…NASCAR Necks, you gotta love’em.

This QCB, I’m nice son.