Have you ever seen a midget try to dunk a basketball? Well, it’s rather entertaining … even at the expense of your own humility.
Translation, my 5 foot 1 & 3/4 of an inch fun-sized self, attempted to dunk a basketball this weekend during a little one-on-one game with my 6’4″ boyfriend. Needless to say, he beat me worse than The Heat starters would the Bobcat’s bench warmers. And while he’s my biggest cheerleader in life, he took a video of my attempt to be the female Blake Griffin. Hilarity ensued …
As you can see, unlike the bad 90′s movie would suggest, apparently it’s white girls who can’t jump.
That is unless they’re doing cheerleading stunts drunk…
Note, the girl pictured with me trying to prove that white girls can in fact jump, is Miss Coors Light Rachel Rupert. She actually came into the studio during race week to surprise Jim with a case of Coor’s Light.
The first thing he said to her (off-air) in response to the surprise … “Wow, you’re attractive, unlike those new Sprint girls they got in Victory Lane.”
… and we give him a microphone?! I could start a Twitter account: “Stuff Jim Says”