The hand of justice will smite you!!

Hahahah…. The long arm of the law??

I wonder…. who else had a hand in this….

Good job fellas!! Give yourselves a hand!!!

I have some stuff that needs to be cut, I wonder if they can lend a hand!!!

These guys were just down on their luck, somebody should give them a HAND UP!!!

At least they weren’t looking for a hand OUT!!

They were just practicing for when Sharia Law comes to the U.S. !

if they cut off his leg, he woulldn’t have a leg to stand on in a lawsuit or insurance clain

If they only have to pay $250K, then they are still ahead by 420K. Looks like it paid off…

Get a grip people!!! I wonder who fingered the perps?

Proofread. Proofread. Proofread.

…a man’s had was cut off with a pole saw…

….but they were

Delusion Alert!

Sheesh…if I was part of a hand-lopping conspiracy I don’t think I’d go along with the whole pole-saw method. MAN that would hurt, and there’s got to be a dozen ways to do it faster. Of course, we’re not talking Einstein-stock here….

Let’s all give these buffoons a hand. Ya gotta give them a hand for the scheme. Sounds like they all had a hand in the idea. This was hands down the best story in the last 3 seconds. I guess the victim won’t be coming to you with hat in hand. In this case, a bird in hand won’t be better than 2 in the bush. One wonders who else had a hand in this caper. I’m washing my hands of this whole affair.

Im sure the victim was very hand some.

A hand job by your best friend, how good does it get?

I agree! Stop Trannys Today!

What IS ” the sound of one hand clapping “?

I can see the discussion now. So you guys will cut my hand off, drive me to the hospital and then we split the insurance money? OK, good idea. Lets do it.

Degenerates.

http://911essentials.com

Typical thief: “Hand over the cash.”

This guy: “Cash over the hand.”

This is nothing new. In the 70′s, a California man paid someone to cut his foot off for insurance. He drugged himself completely and the other man he paid $10,000 to cut off his foot. After the foot was cut off, and the $10,000 paid to the man, the man that cut off the foot spent the money, then turned the man in for insurance fraud. Oh the man with one foot was imprisoned for 15 yrs,

At least he had one foot outside of prison the entire time.

Maybe they said, “We’ll cut off your left hand, so you’ll be all right.”

Always looking for a hand out!

A hand job gone horribly wrong.

Definitely not a happy ending.

“… sounds like I good plan… let’s shake-hands to seal-the-deal!”

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Wow, it’s crazy how some people will give an arm and a leg to cash in on an insurance claim.

Not mine. These comments are childish and juvenile. Seriously, are you all adults? Puns are only funny when the horrid reality of life doesn’t overshadow the shallowness of the joke. For God’s sakes, a man has lost one of his hands and for something as senseless and replaceable as money! The only reason more ludicrous would be as a direct result of a barbaric act of Sharia Law.

That someone would do this to themselves to make money is sad.

It seems our modern culture is all about self mutilation (piercing, tattoos, plastic surgery, including gender “changes” and mutilation) so this kind of thing is part and parcel.

Here a hand. There a hand. Pretty soon you’re talking real money.

The guy who got his hand cut off really got the short end of the deal.

He didn’t “lose” a hand. He made the idiotic decision to attempt fraud by having his friend do this to him. Save your outrage for him and his co-conspirators — they’re the only ones who had a hand in it.

when he was arrested did the cop say to him “put your hand up”

Lighten up, Francis.

That pole saw sure came in handy.

That’s literally lending your friends a hand.

Then again, you can count their profits on one hand.

Wow, you must swim in the same shallow end of the gene pool as these three idiots. They all deserve what they get, especially lefty. Stupidity should be painful. He didn’t loose his hand, its right there next to the pole saw. You win for dubest comment, hands down.

Gives new meaning to Hand Job….!

So when they put the handcuffs on him ….. he slipped away … police are still baffled.

Its only going to take half as long to fingerprint him.

and he could get a job at IHOP and change his name to Ileane

These guys thought they could make money hand over fist.

I’ll give you a hand for that one, altough you were a bit out of hand.

George, you’re really geeting out of hand.

Leave it to Macfad to give us the back of his hand, he has a real “hand”le on the situation, lest the responses get out of hand. I’ve got to hand it to you Macfad for putting us back in line.

On the one hand, these are very evil men, on the other hand, I have to admire their entrepreneurial spirit.

Amazing what people are coming up with now days for some extra bucks.
We know times are tough, but losing a hand… wow thats a little steep.

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com
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Indeed. They managed to convert five digits into six digits.

Give me 5 good reasons this isn’t brilliant idea!

uh, what? That’s kind of a leap.

Free hand jobs with pay. Only in America.

Quite the hand job..

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I like childish and juvenile…

Need spell check before publishing news articles online

Yeah seriously, if you had your hand cut off for this, would you share the proceeds with your pals? No effing way!

On the other hand…. oh wait.

A big thumb up!

I want to give that dude a high five!

Hand me a towel–laughing so hard I’m crying. You guys win the Sarcasm, Cynicism, & Sardonica award–and win it handily!

#1 He didn’t lose anything.
#2 $600,000+ is not considered by many to be replaceable.
#3 The guy is an idiot.

I would have gone the ninja route.. That can’t be too bad.

That’s it Jeff. There can’t be any difference between getting a tattoo or piercing, and straight up cutting your hand off for insurance fraud! Sounds pretty equal to me….

You’re a fool.

Soooo, I could get $100,000 for a finger?

When you need a mid-day uplift, news stories like this come in handy.

Well, not after he got man-hand-led.

If a one-handed person claps deep in the woods, does it make a sound?

If you try to grab the proceeds away from the other two, you’re going to be shorthanded.

Now, let’s not start in with all kinds of heavy-footed comments.

They were going to chop off his legs and sue but their lawyer said they didn’t have a leg to stand on.

“…where a man’s had [sic] was cut off with a pole saw.”

You can cut off my hat or sever my hand. You can even take off my head.

But whatever you do, don’t bring that pole saw anywhere near my “had [sic]“.

How did he convince him to go along with this plan?

“Dude,look. You STILL got the left one!”

Fraud is reason #6 why insurance is simply a bad idea in general. This was so blatant they got caught. It’ll raise your rates anyway.

I have to hand it to CBS and the people who cracked this case. Handing over such a group of criminals who so handily defrauded these insurance companies deserves a round of applause. I wonder if any lawyer will give this man a hand in defending himself. Because if this guy were to win this case, he would probably be getting hand outs from the government. A public defender will really come in handy now that he can’t work at that manual labor hands on job he had.

Let me give you a hand surviving the apocalypse on 2012. I’ll show you what you should have on hand and a hands on guide on how to use it.
http://survive-2012-no-matter-what.blogspot.com

Why would pay that much money out in insurance you could just get another one at any second hand store.

[...] Nutty News South Carolina – A Cayce man has been charged with insurance fraud after another man’s hand was chopped off. Thirty-four-year-old Gerald B. Hardin faces six charges, including mail fraud for an incident in Sumter County where a man’s had was cut off with a pole saw. Federal indictments state that Hardin and another person used a saw to intentionally cut off the hand of a third person in an insurance fraud scheme. The men received more than $670,000.  Full Article [...]

Oh, lighten up. 122 words, 1 misspelling. 99.9% is darn good, especially for a copy-pasted AP wire article.

Calling out the misspelling in an attempt to help the publisher correct their mistake is fine, but saying “Proofread. Proofread. Proofread.” smacks of “Ah ha! They made a mistake! I’m BETTER and SMARTER than them, and I MUST make that known!” Do you always repeat your points three times? Three times? Three times?!

Hey, that is pretty effective.

Effective.

Effective.

Somebody somewhere did something. Great story.

I wonder who fingered him.

One Hand in the cookie jar

LOL…that is funny.

These guys where to handy to take a hand out. So they decided to take matters into their own hands. But things got out of hand when they wanted cash in hand, I got to hand it to them they weren’t afaraid to get their hands dirty,

Moe, Curly and Lefty

I think they should hand over their voters card.

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This one, was the best comment out of all of them, by far!

Hey Bill! Give me a hand over here will you. Looks like your hands are full, will you lend me a hand? You gotta hand it to them. Let’s put our hands together for this caper. That insurance money will sure come in handy. Who thinks this is newsworthy? Let me see your hands! Good job Gerald, let’s shake hands, er, other hand.

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George Costanza would say that gentleman no longer has hand.

Don’t forget the people that break their legs (via doctor) to add six inches in height!

I wonder if someone had a hand in somebody drawing the shortest straw

Can he do shorthand if he is short a hand ?

I thought it was a muslim caught stealing

Kinda like having Barry for a Friend.

I’d give my right hand to be ambidextrous!

Now hold still…..This won’t hurt a bit, Rust is good, don’t worry.

You can still hold a wad of cash in your other hand. Trust me.

Oh, by the way, who was your favorite Teacher?

Everyone deserves a hand of applause! These have GOT to be the best comments i have ever read in response to a news story. GOOD GOING!

Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.

Here’s a real interesting article about how our children are being dumbed down. I especially liked the pictures from the textbooks from the 70′s vs today.

http://coryreport.com/2012/02/13/education-the-great-equalizer/

a black man needing more crack

i dont see how its fraud unless it DIDN’T happen.

Just another made up story after the coup d’etat and cover up.

The next election is shaping up to be as big of a sham as the last. Do you know why Sarah Palin’s bus tour was really canceled? Do you know why she stayed 30 miles away from the second debate and chose the death of Steve Jobs to announce that she’s not running? Know what leaked out? Sarah Palin and Cain aren’t in the race for the same reason, the truth leaked out.
http://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret.blogspot.com

They must have had the good Hands Policy.

Hey scarf, i will give you a hand on that comment.looks like you have every thing in hand!!

When he noticed Bubba had 2 aces up, he threw in his hand.

Ok, you guys need to knock it off. This is getting out of hand….

Kind of hard to ‘give himself a hand’ when he let his dumb redneck buddy saw off one of them….

Is this the same guy that’s always putting his foot in his mouth?

Read a book called A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY..same premise

If my friends asked to cut off my hand for insurance money, I’d have given them the finger.

Who GAS.

Obama wanted to give us a hand-up, not a hand-down. Guess it didn’t work out very well, did it?

Their mistake was trying to defraud an insurance company. Should have just applied for Social Security Disability. Then they wouldn’t have even had to cut off the hand, just claim carpal tunnel or depression.

@ Mongo. That was special! I spit my cornflakes all over the screen! LOL

Re: “I’m washing my hands of this whole affair…”
I was reminded of Pontius – Pilate, hand’s, a-wash…
Had a chat w/ Jesus the other day…
He’s usually very physically expressive, (‘arms and hands flailing’; you know what I mean?), but NOT this time…like the sign, (‘INRI’), says, I’m Nailed Right In!”
BTW: Today’s secret word is: “Smolensk”; Say the secret word 3,000 times at the men’s room, 2nd. Urinal on the left and receive a lotto-ticket worth almost as much as the dollar you paid for it!

You gotta HAND it to them for being a CUT above the average insurance scammer. High five guys! Oh wait…

It’s hard to do five finger discounts without a hand off first. And he was tired of being a handyman.

It’s more like 99.18%. 99.9% means one misspelling in 1000 words.

Sure, do you want me to give you one?

his hand-offs put Tom Brady to shame.

Are you this serious about all of the horrors that occur in life?

Well, times are hard and it may be that these guys had no business opportinities.
Of course the one guy was Handy, with a pole saw.

Remember Allstates motto.. Your in good hands?

Gotta hand it to em.

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But abortion is legal…………

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Good story——————-http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php

This ought to make you think twice the next time someone at work asks you to “lend a hand”.

Off hand, I’d say it was pretty cleaver of them to dream up this scheme

JHB

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