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Hitting To All Fields: SEC Reigns Supreme, Panthers Finally Win, & Rest In Peace Sean Taylor.

by MARC with a "C" James
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Sean Taylor & Joe Gibbs - 2004 NFL Draft

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The Panthers CAN’T have 5 foot 7 Captain Munnerlyn Defend Reggie Wayne from The U. Dear LSU, Morris Claiborne, Please get here ASAP!

Jordan Gross CAN’T Block at Left Tackle. Cam Newton has Less Protection during games than Jenna Jameson in a Porno!

With Tim Tebow as Starting Quarterback, the Broncos are 5-1. Conversely, they are 22 of 85 on 3rd Down Conversions. OUCH!

Just WIN Baby! MY Oakland Raiders are in 1st Place all alone in the AFC West! The Silver & Black are BACK.

The “Polish Rifle” Sebastian Janikowski kicked his 6 Field Goals against the Chicago Bears. A PERFECT 6 for 6…

For Everyone drinking the Fighting Irish Kool Aid, Notre Dame has only beaten 1 team with a Winning Record…

Before last weekend’s 40-34 win over their Arch-Rival Buckeyes, the last time Michigan beat Ohio State,  Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, & LeBron James were rookies in the NBA in 2003.

South Carolina Outplayed, Outcoached, Outsmarted, & Outclassed Clemson in EVERY Phase of Game! SEC OWNS the ACC Again. 3-1 over the weekend…

All places I’ve been to this Season for College Football Games, South Carolina has The HOTTEST GIRLS! Better than Bama, UGA., Clemson, Miami, ECU, & Va.Tech!

UNLV hit 13 Three Pointers in the Upset of #1 Carolina! 13 Three Pointers! Pathetic Perimeter Defense by  the Heels. Did anyone notice that Kendall Marshall wasn’t even in the game down the stretch?

Jacory Harris threw his 4 INTERCEPTIONS in the loss to Boston College. He’s “THE WORST QUARTERBACK in UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HISTORY”! 

Jacory Harris or John Brantley? That’s like choosing between Chelsea Clinton or Snookie! They’re BOTH UGLY! I say NEITHER!

4 Years ago this week, My former schoolmate & friend at THE U. was Murdered. He was Sean Taylor. REST IN PEACE #26…

Sean Taylor had Ed Reed’s Playmaking Skills with Ronnie Lott’s Hitting Ability! He was Lawrence Taylor in a Safety’s Uniform!

Last, but definitely NOT least, With all due respect to Everyone who played for THE U. including Ray Lewis, Ed reed, Michael Irvin, Warren Sapp, etc., SEAN TAYLOR is The “GREATEST MIAMI HURRICANE OF ALL TIME”.

Sincerely, The Unsilent Majority better known as Marc with a “C”.

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