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Lack of Toilet paper can do that to you.

Why trash the place? All he had to do was use a pillow case or curtains.

He couldn’t just wipe his azz with a towel??? Fine him $2000 for the damages and another $1000 for being stupid!

Slow news day?

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

In my case, I dropped a large, soft paddy in the tub, then wiped off with a big room towel. Of course, I paid cash when I checked in to this rat hole, then vanished without a trace the next morning.

Next time, “top shelf it” by taking the lid off the toilet and taking a dump in the water tank especially if you’re capable of clogging it to the point of causing a flood. Once “top shelf”, in a few days, nobody can figure out where the smell is coming from.

I did this the day I got fired at my last job and it took them 6 months to figure it out

fireing squad for sure. Pillory his genetic pool.

Or you can ask the front desk… I am sure they would have been willing to help him out with his lack of TP. Stupid idiot

HAHAHAHA!
“Top shelf”, you’re a beautiful man!

Good humor!

Your idea makes too much sense. Not likely to happen these days.

So that’s how they do it in the red states.

Described as “the man” and no name given. Got it.

sounds like there’s a lot of people who don’t check the TP inventory. In any case, the reactions are infantile. If it’s a low rent motel, the “guest” probably fits in well.
I do hope they catch the guy and put him to work cleaning toilets at a rehab facility.

What do you need toilet paper for?? The OWS crowds don’t use it.

Sounds like he needs to join the OWS lefty’s.That way he can relieve himself on a cop car or somebody’s door step.

When I was in Sri Lanka, all the hotels were equipped with a shower hose that one uses after evacuation. I found it environmentally sound, personally more clean and lessens the use of toilet paper. I intend to install such a system in my home here in the US.

Call for room service for more toilet paper… or is that hard for a simple mind?

Another good $hit story

why not just drag your butt across the carpet like the dogs do??

A-MEN!

Stinky, I just fixed it for you

Why not just drag your butt across the carpet like the liberals do??

I can see how upsetting this must have been for the man.He would have had to waddel out of the bathroom with his drawrers down below his knees and pull the window curtains down so he would have something to wipe with.He wouldn’t have wanted to use the towels because if the place had trouble keeping toilet paper in stock he may have never got replacement towels to dry with after his shower. Then waddeling back to the bathroom to finish his business he would have all been exposed to the whole world walking buy, and the socialist america’s police states cameras would have got the video and sold it to the tabloids and other departments. Then he would have had to sue for being forced to be exposed nude. Then the Judge for Venturas case for TSA naked body scanners would have said no case and thrown it out. Then he would have had to sue for psychological difficulties and damages and in the end the costs would have been much greater. The man did the right thing since their was no punching bag mounted in his room or call bell button in the bathroom.

LASHUANE JONES !!!!!!

GUESS WHAT HE IS !!!!!

Fire the illegal maids that forgot to stock the room with TP. I know they probably don’t use TP in their country but at least learn the traditions where you invade.

Who travels without taking a small amount of soap, shampoo, toothpaste and toilet paper anyway? Why would anyone willingly allow themselves to be so dependent on anyone else for such fundamentals? Anyone with common sense does not carelessly place themselves in such situations. I even include a few packs of coffee, sweetener, cream, a cup and have a small coffee maker as well.

Bushes fault!!!
A perfect answer for every ocasion!!

PEOPLE ARE GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER MORE FREQUENTLY THESE DAYS! WHAT IS GOING ON?

I’m just really bored. I was only being silly. But yes many are weird and it is about full moon too.

The Great Cornholio has returned!

Stranded,
siitting on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you’re stranded
and you can’t find a roll?

He will sue the hotel for post-traumatic stress disorder.

The property’s owner will settle.

“Stupid idiot” — The most common of the breed.

You almost never see an intelligent idiot anymore. Pity…

Check the ’08 map again…and Charlotte is VERY BLUE.

What did you expect from CBS?

[...] he’s about 8 months early for BarryO’s big party in Charlotte.  Then, he makes a horrifying discovery in his hotel room’s bathroom: One man made sure a Charlotte motel was going to pay for him [...]

Save a tree. Use a democrat.

What is thie Flucking nonsense, its NOT NEWS.

use the curtains. Got your choice of the rougher outside for the first pass, then the softer curtain lining for that finish up work

Whats really sick is that this pitiful disgraceful media outlet reports TRASH like this.

his identity is unknown

This article will cause a great amount of confusion among liberals who are now wondering what toilet paper is.

OBOMA

Ask any married guy, what happens when his wife finds herself in this type of situation.

The Charlottetown Manor got off lucky.

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Another one that can’t handle any kind of pressure.

No, just unreported. Probably an afro dimocrat….

I need TP for my buuunghole! Heh heh!

Nah, spo onies don’t use TP because they never know when to stop wiping, nome sane?

Wets use TP but they throw in on the floor instead of flushing it. Bad plumbing in Mejico, sabe?

I don’t have a square to spare.

Looks like the DNC Delegates have arrived a little early.

9′ill get you ten, he’s a darkie !

Good idea — I usually bring a cot, too, and a small TV. I also keep some drywall in the trailer in case there aren’t any walls.

Worst case of explosive diarrhea I’ve ever heard of…

If everyone followed Sheryl Crowe’s example, all they would need was one square of paper per sitting. Just think, one roll would serve 1,000 people.

Bathroom 101
Never ever sit on a toilet with out checking for toilet paper.

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[...] man at a Charlotte, N.C., motel was so upset when he discovered his room didn’t have toilet paper that he found a vacant room being renovated and proceeded to vandalize it. Police say he did about [...]

Sounds like a $2000 stimulus project to the local economy

One year picking up trash in an orange jump suit seems about appropriate.

Bad journalism. What really happened was that the guy went upstairs to find toilet paper and the toilet overflowed. Then he returned to his room and tried to dry his ass wet from the overflow with the already malfunctioning hairdryer. And now they want to tag him for $2000 in damages? I’ll represent the man any day.

It’s ‘waddle’, not waddel.

“Since THERE was no punching bag ..” not “THEIR.”

Praise allah, we have no need for the ways of the infidels. The bare hand works perfectly and has for centuries. The left hand, naturally.

Ewwwww.

The only question is, how many times. Easiest 10% return ever. I think you’d be lucky to get 1-100000000000 odds on that.

Yeah right. What’s happened to our country? LOL

check what I said again.. STATE jack leg.

go back to the racial insults with the rest of them here. you’re much better at that

TSA will make you sorry!!

Obama won NC moron

Check the register. $10 says it was John Smith.

LOL!

Rule #1: ALWAYS check the TP inventory BEFORE proceeding further.
Sometimes I feel there should be signs posted everywhere, reminding some people to inhale and exhale, along with relevant info on which one precedes the other and why. I swear, the older I get, the more I welcome my inevitable passing.

Really? And on Veteran’s Day. . .

NavyOne
http://themellowjihadi.com/

The motel should hire moHAMmed worshipers as maids. They’ll stock small piles of pebbles on the tank to wipe with. Or they’ll hang signs instructing the proper moHAMmed worshiper’s toilet etiquette of using the fingers of the left hand. No TP? No worry.

Thanks to some of you on here. I love a sense of humor. My husband
woke up kinda crabby this morning. I was reading these comments
to him and he started laughing his head off !!

Love the one with the dog and the carpet!! A good laugh is good for
the soul. Need to do it more often!

How could his identity remain unknown? He had a room at the hotel.

Convert to moHAMmed worshiping. Then you can use the fingers of your left hand.

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At least he is a guy who wipes himself rather than wait until the government does it for him

Yes it does look like the DNC came early, but it couldn;t be. They would wait for a uniion worker to wipe their butt for them.

Sittin’ on a toilet in a room that I don’t know
Lookin’ all around me; where’d the toilet paper go?
I’m getting real uneasy; I’m getting real uncertain
‘Cuz I gotta wipe my butt again with a shower curtain….

Rodney Carrington

[...] The story was reported by CBS Charlotte. [...]

Is that called an A$$ kicking?

http://911essentials.com

It’s “drawers”, not “drawrers”.

Lack of toilet paper – the guy just didn’t give a s -h –i –t

It’s by, not buy.

let him pretend he is a righteous muslim and use his left hand to wipe his butt and then he can dry it on the carpet.

It’s ” socialist America’s police state’s cameras” not ” socialist america’s police states cameras “

I just use the hotel curtains when they run out of toilet paper

Calling all cars …. calling all cars …. be on the lookout for man wanted for hotel vandalism …. suspect likely to be identified by huge skidmark in underpants.

I believe i have identified the man responsible.

http://youtu.be/T9_jgKSpA5E

soundsl like the Obamas in the White House

Just use the curtain. That’s what I did.

This place use to house Mental people and had to move out: The Manor’s 43-year-old buildings have been infested with bed bugs and need costly repairs, said Peggy Terhune, chief executive of Monarch, the mental health contractor chosen to replace Open Door. Three residents in the East Independence Boulevard complex were living in rooms without heat in early December, Terhune said.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/12/24/1932170/mentally-ill-residents-will-get.html#ixzz1dRjHcAbX

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One time i ran out of tp and wiped my dirty butt with a friends bird and it pecked my balls

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Toilet paper is supposed to be lluped down from the back. As a science teacher I can tell you WHY this is the correct way. GRAVITY. When you have it hanging down the back, gravity is PULLING the paper in that direction – - – straight down. However, if you place it the WRONG way, where it is coming over the top first – - – - the physics is all wrong. Your downward force has to work much harder to overcome the entropy of that stationary paper laying across the top of the roll.Yep – - – - I’m one of those that this really bugs. Its coming off the BACK OF THE ROLL at my house, baby!!!!We are a silly race of people that these trivial little things worry us so much. But they do and there you have it.

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