South Carolina Aunt Accused of Attacking Nephew for Using Toilet Paper

October 27, 2011 12:42 PM

A tree makes for a toilet paper holder. (credit: ODD ANDERSEN/AFP/Getty Images)

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UNION, S.C. (AP) — Union police say a 53-year-old woman has been arrested after she attacked her nephew because he used her toilet paper.

Authorities said they were called to a home Tuesday night by a 27-year-old man who said his aunt threw an ash tray at him that missed, then punched him in the face and pulled his hair.

The man told officers that Linda Johnson was angry because he used the toilet paper she bought.

Police say Johnson was sitting on the porch at the home and told officers she was ready to be taken to jail.

Johnson was charged with assault and battery. It wasn’t clear if she had an attorney.

South Carolina Aunt Accused of Attacking Nephew for Using Toilet Paper

Bernie Bouck

Modern problems !
Blunt Force Trauma

Wipe out!

mephistofan

this is the sequel to the food fight

jeff b

Would she rather he used the “show towels”?

kentuckian

Maybe that was the “show towels”.

Ed Cole

South Carolina…’nuff said.

caligula

yeah if it was a northern city, it would be all about black teens…oh sorry…”youths”….beating and robbing whites. you’re right…this is much worse. LULZ
Stoney

My gosh, having the woman who taught you the facts of life in a physical way.

jasperddbgghost

Were these the two bears in that toilet paper commercial?

I knew they looked dysfunctional!
Regsitered User

Fired up! Ready to go!
LaToiletta Johnson

oh no he dint

Camila

despairbring on October 20, 2011 The Twilight Game would be amsoewe! You could play as sall the different vampires (Edward as the main character) and while you venture through the game, you find out about the secrets of the vampires, and battle some werewolves, Carnivores, Etc.The battling could be RPG Based, like final fantasy.or proper real-time combat like the Matrix.and you could have various missions on it for example: Kill 50 Werewolves in 3 Minutes.The game too could be combined with the movie clips.

Red

Can’t spare a square

Elaine

I have no square to spare – LOL!
Jered

That is great!!!

rex dart eskimo spy

were the curtains and pillow cases too dirty to use?
On the Hopper

I think the picture associated to the article is, in a way, insulting to S.C. wonder how hard they searched for that pic. I doubt it’s at the home of Johnson and her nephew.
bob

This is what happens when your family tree doesn’t branch out…incest is best!
CenterMass

Should have listened to Sheryl Crow and use only one (1) sheet!

John

Give one piece a chance.

oscar

I thought old, Southern woman were supposed to be Charmin, I mean, charming.
http://www.talkdelaware.com/green-lanterns-weird-news/18120-aunt-accused-attacking-nephew-using-toilet.html#post311348 Aunt Accused of Attacking Nephew for Using Toilet Paper – Talk Delaware Online

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Bill

How is this Bush’s fault?

Dena

It was his aunt!

Finbar

He did it to spite her. He was all over town throwing toilet paper around like it was money.
Ian Hemming

Blacks?

caligula

did they call them simply “youths”? if not, they’re white.

Sarah

53 and 27 does not a youth make.
caligula

depends…
PowerPC

They are called “Yutes” according to Vinny.

johnnyzip

Inappropriate racial slur.
Big Mike

He is most likely a parasite who mooches off her and refuses to even buy a roll of tissue
Newman

That must of been some toilet paper.
Crosscut

Sounds like aunty might have served time somewhere.
Asher

The comments in here are side splitting. Thanks.
swilly

what a S*** show
betsy

of course the article doesn’t mention these fighting kin are Negroes.