Chad Ocho-Oh Hell No You Don’t Wanna Play Soccer
Chad Johnson, have you lost your gold mouth mind?!
Chad Johnson is gonna try out for a MLS team due to the NFL lockout. Talking about, “playing soccer is a life long dream of mine”. Know the hell it’s not! Chad Johnson is from Miami, he was born in the 80’s, kids wanted to be three things when they grew up…Scarface, a football player or a member of The To Live Crew! Pele wasn’t on Chad Johnson’s brain!!
If Pele wasn’t wearing a gold rope chain yelling…”ain’t nothing but a hoochie momma” or “doo doo brown” or “Heyyyyyyyyyyyy We Want Some….” you know the song. Chad Johnson you’re not fooling QCB…Soccer player please, what’s next…Charlie Sheen is gonna be a summer camp counselor!