Miguel Cabrera, You Happy, Drunk S.O.B.!
Miguel Cabrera, you happy drunk bastard!
This drunk s.o.b. was on the side of the road, smoke was coming from up under his hood, the police approached the car and as soon as the officer Tgot to Cabrera’s window to ask’em what’s going on…Miguel Cabrera picked up a 5th of Scotch and took a damn swig! Then the officer talking about, “he refused to take a breathalyzer test”…YOU DAMN RIGHT HE DID…HE WAS DRINKING SCOTCH IN FRONT OF YOU…TAKE HIS DRUNK ASS TO JAIL!!
To all of the police officers who listen to The Drive from 3p-7p, if you approach a vehicle and you say…”can I see your driver’s license and regestration”…and the person say…”hold up officer, let me finish this right quick”…and it’s scotch…then he’s drunk off his ass!!…I’m out, this QCB aka Mr. Infiniti…One.