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UNC (pg) Kendal Marshall, man your Hogwash!! 

Who in the Heezi do you think you are?!  Hey Kendal Marshall, Pass the ball!  You need to do the opposite of Keyshawn Johnson…he wanted the damn ball, Kendal Marshall needs to pass the damn ball!  Hey Kendal Marshall, you see that guy on your team that jersey number reads “40″…that’s Harrison Barnes, you might of heard of’em. 

The next time, the games close, Kendal Marshall you might wanna give him the rock, the pill or whatever slang terminology these thugz are calling a basketball these days!

Go read Art Chansky’s book and learn something about the history of tobacco road!…QCB’s out in my Infiniti G37…One