Duke vs UNC is going down tonight but don’t look into the crowd w/food in your mouth because you might see a Duke Coed!!!
Duke Coed’s are so hideous, UNC Charlotte fans wouldn’t lose their virginity to’em! They look worse than those zombies in the Michael Jackson Thriller video!! Duke Coed’s are ugly…Flava Flav wouldn’t knock their boots.
Duke 73…UNC 70. QCB is out in his Infiniti G37…One