Well, Well, Well, it’s Super Bowl Sunday. The “BIGGEST GAME of The Year” seen by over a Billion people worldwide. It’s the culmination of yet another EPIC NFL season. Two of the most storied Franchises enriched in football tradition. The Pittsburgh Steelers are going for league leading Seventh Vince Lombardi Trophy while the Green Bay Packers look to being home numero cuatro for their DIE HARD Cheeseheads.
Super Bowl Sunday is the exclamation point to a season of surprises (Michael Vick); scintillating performances (Tom Brady); disappointments (Cincinnati Bengals & of course our very own Carolina Panthers); and unexpected moments (The New York Giants blowing a THREE Touchdown lead in the Fourth Quarter against DeSean Jackson & the Eagles). However, it is also an Unofficial American Holiday that brings out the WORST type of Patrons & Viewers: “FAIR-WEATHER FANS”!
MEMO TO ALL “FAIR-WEATHER” Fans: If you’ve Never heard of Ray Nitschke, DON’T WATCH! If you think the “Steel Curtain” is a reference to a jail cell, DON’T WATCH! If you are someone who watches the BIG Game to see all the New, Cool Commercials, DON’T WATCH!
“FAIR-WEATHER” Fans are the type of followers & conformists who go whatever way the wind blows. They were wearing Von Dutch hats back in ’03 because EVERYONE ELSE did. They think Fake “Reality TV” Show people (Rock of Love Skanks & Snookie from “The Jersey Shore”) are REAL celebrities. And rest assured, they will be the same “JABRONIS” attending Super Bowl parties because it’s a Social Networking Event; not to watch Aaron Rodgers and Ben Roethilsberger.
FINAL MEMO TO EVERY AND ALL FAIR-WEATHER FANS: If you’ve never heard of Chuck Knoll, Vince Lombardi, Mike Tomlin or Mike McCarthy; PLEEEEEASE, DON’T WATCH!!!
“THE UNSILENT MAJORITY”