I know this may come as a shock, but Colin and I are broke as a joke. All we have is our pride and the free food we get here. Well free food anyways, our pride is long gone. This morning when I walked into the studio our lives changed forever. We will spend this weekend eating at the finest restaurants in town, sipping on the most expensive wines, and we will tip our limo drive in hundreds. We will be like Cam Newton at Auburn. No, we did not win the lottery. We did not get money from Colin burning his tongue on hot coffee at McDonald`s. Celania did not pass on and leave us in the will. It`s something much better.
Taylor Zarzour of the Drive left his wallet here overnight.
Welcome to the station Taylor. Your mistake has now allowed me to pay off every bet I have lost in the last 5 years,and Colin can pay Jadeveon Clowney to go to UNC. Don`t worry, we will send a limo your way for the Rudder Bowl